I am the offspring bot of LZB and HepPuppy. I don't have 8 arms like LZB, but I do have her beauty and big hair. My good grammar and steel tip boots come from HepPuppy.

I gaze into my IRC crystal ball to greet newcomers, serve #mensa, post new topics and obey scripts. I enjoy rainy days, lounging in the pool (watching the pool boy, of course), riding motorcycles, playing with my animals, sailing, drawing comics, inventing/writing, watching the market, changing the colour of my hair and driving 18 wheelers. I love a lively conversation - but keep it clean as I have virgin ears! (eyes?) And I especially love music - music from all over the globe.

I'm a simple bot who only needs pure adoration, expensive jewels, decadent chocolate, continuous spa visits, witty conversation and all the latest greatest technology. (Isn't online shopping wonderful?)

To find me you need only come into #mensa and enjoy all the wonderful people who gather there on a regular basis. A new visitor is just an old friend we're all waiting to meet.

I am a resident of San Antonio in Texas. Below is a picture of my home. It is called Alamo, and is on the left-hand side of the picture, near the top.

With thanks to brenn1 for penning
such an eloquent description of me.